*This post is not to be taken seriously*

1. Cigarettes

I say cigarettes not to do with health (aside from dropping one a
and crashing) but more from a cleanliness point of view. Firstly they make your car smell really bad and that smell can take years to get out and excessive smoking in cars leads to the roof lining of the car turning yellow. Having wet/dry vac’d the roof lining of a car that had been owned by a heavy smoker I can speak from experience on this one.

2. Dogs

Dogs make the list for a number of reasons. They have a habit of chewing parts of the interior. They can drool or be sick. You often get smears on windows from the dog’s noses or tongues. Quite often they add a ‘doggy’ smell to the car but most of all their hair gets into the fabric of the seats and carpets and takes a lot of effort and time to get out. There is a way around a few of the ‘dog in cars’ issues and that is to fit dog bars (if possible) and putting down a sheet or blanket or better yet a custom made seat cover designed to protect the interior from our K9 friends. Even better one of those car cages one may purchase.

3. Children

This one may seem harsh but let me give you my argument. Children can be sick in cars, they have a habit of eating and drinking in cars which runs a high risk of spillage and crumbs as well as chocolate being mashed into the fabric of the interior. Children will also place sticky hands on the windows. Then there are the inevitable toys which get left in the car. I have seen crayons mashed into seats an carpets. There is also the risk of unfortunate ‘accidents’ to take into consideration.

*This post is not to be taken seriously*